From left: Beyoncé, some bears, Ozzy.

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From left: Beyoncé, some bears, Ozzy. / Valerie Macon/AFP via Getty Images; Olivier Morin/AFP via Getty Images; Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images

This week, eggs are so expensive that jokes about broke millennials can finally pivot from lattes and avocado toast. How dare they complain about housing prices when they shamelessly spend $8 on a dietary staple? So entitled.

Plus, we've got polar bears, spring break, Roman numerals, incoming asteroids and more — and it doesn't cost a thing.

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